Yeah, bitch! Magnets!

Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert worshiper. They rule the world.

John Oliver devotee.

Patrick Dempsey. Bradley Cooper. Claire Danes. Julianna Margulies. Josh Charles. Coldplay. RDJ. Aaron Paul. Amy Adams.

Currently with a Mats Hummels & Justin Theroux situation.

Homeland. The Good Wife. Veep. Game of Thrones. The Bridge. Orphan Black. House of Cards. Orange is The New Black. Breaking Bad. The Leftovers.

Special place for Meredith and Derek.






“I hear my name, and I run out. I grab the mic, I run around, I throw it up in the air, watch it flip 3 or 4 times, catch it. I welcome everybody to the show, and then I answer questions for about 5-10 minutes. By that point the control room’s completely ready, and then I say ‘y’all ready to do the show?’ and they say ‘yes!’ en masse, and then I go ‘alright!’ and throw the mic to my stage manager. I get on the podium and sit behind the desk and then last looks. I have my face touched up again, mic gets adjusted on my tie by sound. And then it’s just me and my make up artist, she does last look of my face, my hair is so helmety, she does last touches on my hair. As she touches down my hair, I’ll brush down the back of her head, as if we’re about to kiss or something like that. And if the audience is paying attention, they’ll laugh. If they don’t laugh at that moment, I know that I have to work a little bit harder at the top of the show to get them to pay attention to me. But that’s my test. And then we do the show.”

Stephen Colbert on his routine right before The Colbert Report begins taping (via beeishappy)



rawr-xiv:

Only reason I use twitter is for interactions like this.

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gralto:

TDS 2004 Democratic Convention 2004-07-27

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comedycentral:

Stephen Colbert has some ideas to help Republicans woo women voters. Click here to watch.

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beeishappy:

TCR | 2014.10.13 | Back in 2005 when I started the Colbert Report, it was initially for an 8 week tryout. In other words, 32 episodes— and as of tonight there are only 32 episodes of The Colbert Report left.



beeishappy:

TCR | 2014.10.13 | Back in 2005 when I started the Colbert Report, it was initially for an 8 week tryout. In other words, 32 episodes— and as of tonight there are only 32 episodes of The Colbert Report left. Don’t worry nation even though my show will be off the air, I’ll still be in here… provided that your heart has a DVR.



10|13|14

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10.8.14

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comedycentral:

Stephen Colbert reports on the viral video that is poking everyone’s heart. Click here to watch.

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert discuss John Boehner’s support for a gay Republican candidate.

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TCR | 2014.10.07

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TCR | 2014.10.07 Tammy Duckworth

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